Clinton Portis's Stripper Pole

Dec/18/08 12:37 AM Filed in: Clinton Portis
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Since Clinton Portis's mansion was featured on MTV cribs while he still played for the Broncos, "Portis" and "stripper pole" have been joined like leg to metal.

But old news doesn't make it any less irresistible. If you're a young lady and you show up at his summer pool party and find yourself in a vaguely burgundy and gold room with a sliver of silver in the middle, you have to stop and pose for pics (and then post them on Facebook). And if you're a blogger and you find these pictures in your inbox, you have to post them, even if the only response you'll get is "Yup, that's a pole in a vaguely burgundy and gold room."

In other pool party pic news, Portis appears to own a large bobblehead of himself, an interestingly toned bar, an expansive swimming pool and some sort of grotto-with-waterfall. That last pic, though, featured some bikini-clad revelers, so I left it out. This is the Washington Post, after all. We have standards
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(washigtonpost.com)