Santana Moss's fourth quarter
touchdown led to the image of the game, seen
above. First he whirled his arm at his side, then
he pointed the football to the stands and swiveled
from side to side. And the meaning?
"What was it?" Antwaan Randle El wondered. "I know he
was doing something with his arms. I don't know."
"Like a Gatling gun, huh?" guessed Casey Rabach, which
is also what several media members had thought.
("You crazy? I'm not trying to shoot anybody," Moss
responded. "I can't shoot in the stands, I can't shoot
the fans.")
Which left, what, winding up the hose? Cranking up the
stadium blinds? Firing a fast-pitch softball?
"Santana thinks he's a rock star," explained rookie
receiver Devin Thomas, and indeed he was right. Moss
said today that he was first winding up his "gittar,"
and then "just partying like a rock star." And the
style of rock?
"What you mean what style?" Moss said with disbelief.
"Metal. Hard. Heavy. It was electric, but it was heavy
metal. You didn't hear it? You didn't hear the stands?
They was rocking, and I was rocking with them."
And so, among other things, we learned today that the
Moss has been to one rock show in his life. It came
about a decade ago while he was in college, when he
went on a class assignment to see "some band." We
learned that he considered his pyrotechnics in line
with Kiss and Guns N' Roses, "when the fireworks are
behind you and everything." We learned that his son
plays Guitar Hero all the time, and that he tried it
once. "I sucked," Moss said.
But when he got into the end zone for a key score after
two straight frustrating weeks, the musical impulse
took hold, without any previous planning, and suddenly
this Moss had turned into a Rose. Way to stay current
with the Guns N' Roses and Kiss references, by the way.
"The stands was rocking, [fans] were rocking and I just
wanted to rock," Moss said. "I don't know if I've got
any more celebrations in me. I'll just throw it to my
homeboy," he said, flashing his Sean Taylor 21 gesture,
"and keep it going like that."
(Rabach, meantime, was already planning his own end
zone celebration.
"Dude, if I ever get a touchdown, I'm for sure getting
a 15-yard plus," he said. "I'd try to do the Lambeau
Leap, but I don't know if I'll get up there, so that'd
look bad. I always wanted to do the beer can slam, just
crush it on my head.," he said, mock-opening a beer can
and mock slamming it on his skull. "That'd be pretty
cool.")
In a related story, Moss has been accusing Devin Thomas
of theft.
"He's saying I try to take his swag," Thomas said, "but
you know, I'm a rock star too....He knows I've got that
kind of swag too, where I like to have fun and
celebrate. Hopefully I can get a touchdown and it
doesn't get called back so I can celebrate, too....If
you see the way I play and see my swag, you can see it.
It's like, 'That guy right there, he plays the game
like it's supposed to be played.' Just check me out.
You'll see it. Look on the field, look at me, you'll
see the way I act."
Thomas left, with Moss calling after him that he was
stealing his swag. Thomas's locker is right by Ryan
Plackemeier's. So I asked the new punter whether he has
swag.
"Swag...." Plackemeier said. "I don't know what swag
is. No idea. What's swag?"
"Short for swagger," I summarized.
"Gotcha," Plackemeier replied. "I don't think punters
are allowed to have swag."
(washingtonpost.com)