Report: Ryan Braun breaks up with girlfriend

Here at Decider, we’ve been known to make a few jokes about Ryan Braun and his dalliances with ugly T-shirts and potential reality TV show stints. But since Braun is a millionaire baseball star who rolls with 50 Cent and has unlimited access to beautiful, morally loose women, we figure he can take it. Besides, do you think he even looks at the Internet? If he does, he’s probably enjoying the online reaction his recent break-up with girlfriend Andreena Clarke.

Braun appeared on local radio station 103.7 KISS FM last month and announced that, yes ladies, he is newly single. The news was posted on the station’s website with no less than four question marks and three exclamation points. The listener comments were no less orgasmic: “Omg, Ryan Braun is HOTT!!! I mean that in the best way EVER!!! I would love to meet him. He Rocks….GO BREWERS!!!! OH!!! I meet Prince Fielder before….He is Awesome!!!!” (That’s 17 exclamation points worth of lust!)



(milwaukee.decider.com)