Aaron Rodgers Ryan Braun on second bro-date

Am I the only one that thinks it's cool/is slightly turned on by the fact that Ryan Braun and Aaron Rodgers are BFFs? Like this might be the hottest picture on the internet right now and if that's ghey than so be it. In all seriousness if there is not a meeting going on at One Miller Park Way right now where they are printing up Aaron Rodgers #12 Brewers jersey's it is an actual crime. Because there are wants and needs in life. I want a bigger house. I want to drive a vintage Corvette. I want the Brewers to win the World Series. I NEED an Aaron Rodgers Brewers jersey. And if the pro shop doesn't have them available by the time I arrive at Miller Park tonight I've got a right mind to....meekly accept it.....swear under my breath and buy a Jonathan Lucroy jersey. But I am to empty threats what the Cubs are to losing and books are to boring.

The other cool thing about Rodgers last night was his half inning of commentary where he was talking about being a big Brewers AND Bucks fan. Like I'm not even making up the fact that I had an emotional moment when he said he was a Bucks fan. And he CHOSE to be a Bucks fan. That's like rooting for Poland in World War II. But I'll tell you it re-invigorated my Fear the Deer fandom. Like if Aaron Rodgers is there with us then we can all go on. He's like the William Wallace of moribound sports franchises.

PS: How much cooler are the conversations between these two than the conversations I have with any of my friends. Chronicling Super Bowl championships, Wild Card clinching home runs, and dating swimsuit models and country music stars. Ho-hum. The last conversation I had with one of my friends involveda debate about which 3rd movie was the worst cap to a trilogy; The Godfather, X-Men, or Jurassic Park. Advantage: Rodgers/Braun.


(b93radio.com)